Random fuckwit(s) Picture
Take a look at the pic on the right (if it scares you too much just hit refresh for a new one, after all we've got
4540 of them and this is number 3829 ), just think thats someones kids, now imagine the state of the
parents! OMG!!! LOL!!1!! WTF!???!
The New Monkey has to be the lowest collective gathering of brain cells anywhere and now thanks to
the geniuses here at Peasepud.com you can get the full effect of being there without leaving the front door.
Our scientists have worked long into the night to bring you the ultimate clubbing experience, within each kit you will find the following:
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One New Monkey rave CD, just pop it on at volume 10 and get wkd!
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a pot of piss, pour this over the floor and your left foot
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one Ecstacy tablet (well its not really E, more an ALDI dishwasher tab, moulded with a monkey stamped on)
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a Berghaus jacket complete with puke stains and a rip in the back
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pair of adidas tracky bottoms
geet big gold clown necklace
In addition, we will pass your address to at least 27 different charver groups from across the North East under the headline "WKD Cushty bash @ mine the neet LOL!!! WTF!!"
Recreate that Monkey feeling now, just send your giro to us and we'll do the rest.
