Unlucky England Ace Kieron Dyer will miss the next game due to suffering a lung after jumping on HAIRY FOOT.
The freak accident happened following his recovery from the last time he was injured (last week), manager Glenn Roeder was quoted as saying "the lads having a tough time of it lately, maybe we need to change his training methods and look to protect the lad more, hes so unlucky but still Damien Duff will happily play in his and every other position with a big smile on his face".
Other fans were less forgiving today, we caught up with a couple on the streets of Newcastle.
The Kieron Dyer Injury Generator uses the same injury engine as that used by both the Newcastle United PR department and NASA for space shuttle cancellations.