What This Privacy Policy Covers
This policy covers how Peasepud treats personal information that Peasepud collects and receives, including information related to your past use of Peasepud products and services. Personal information is information about you that is personally identifiable like your name, address, email address, or phone number, and that is not otherwise publicly available.
- This policy does not apply to the practices of companies that Peasepud does not own or control, or to people that Peasepud does not employ or manage. In addition, certain Peasepud associated companies such as screwu, and Mailinglists4u have their own privacy statements.
Information Collection and Use
General
Peasepud collects personal information when you register with Peasepud, when you use Peasepud products or services, when you visit Peasepud pages or the pages of certain Peasepud partners, and when you enter promotions or sweepstakes. Peasepud may combine information about you that we have with information we obtain from business partners or other companies such as westalku.com and weknowwhaturfuckingdoingnow.co.uk
- When you register we ask for information such as your name, email address, birth date, gender, postcode, occupation, industry, and personal interests. For some financial products and services we may also ask for your address, Social Security number, and information about your assets. Once you register with Peasepud and sign in to our services, you are not anonymous to us.
- Peasepud collects information about your transactions with us and with some of our business partners, including information about your use of financial products and services that we offer.
- Peasepud automatically receives and records information on our server logs from your browser, including your IP address, Peasepud cookie information, the amount of porn on your hard-drive and the page you request.
- Peasepud uses information for the following general purposes: to customize the advertising and content you see, fulfill your requests for products and services, improve our services, contact you, conduct research, and provide anonymous reporting for internal and external clients.
Children
- When a child under age 13 attempts to register with Peasepud, we tell them to fuck off until they're old enough to have credit cards etc then we welcome them with open arms, collect the data and screw the student bastards for every penny their parents own.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
- Peasepud does not rent, sell, or share personal information about you with other people or non-affiliated companies except to provide products or services you've requested, when we have your permission, or under the following circumstances:
- We provide the information to trusted partners who work on behalf of or with Peasepud under confidentiality agreements. These companies may use your personal information to help Peasepud communicate with you about offers from Peasepud and our marketing partners. However, these companies do not have any independent right to share this information.
- We believe it is necessary to share information in order to investigate, prevent, join in or take action regarding illegal activities, suspected fraud, situations involving potential threats to the physical safety of any person that may get on the wrong side of us, violations of Peasepud's terms of use, or as otherwise required by law.
- We transfer information about you if Peasepud is acquired by or merged with another company. In this event, Peasepud will notify you before information about you is transferred and becomes subject to a different privacy policy.
- Peasepud displays targeted advertisements based on personal information. Advertisers (including ad serving companies) may assume that people who interact with, view, or click on targeted ads meet the targeting criteria - for example, men ages 18-24 from a particular geographic area who are interested in seeing birds with jizz on them.
- Peasepud does not provide any personal information to the advertiser when you interact with or view a targeted ad. However, by interacting with or viewing an ad you are consenting to the possibility that the advertiser will make the assumption that you meet the targeting criteria used to display the ad and will therefore display pics of birds with jizz on them.
- Peasepud advertisers include financial service providers (such as banks, insurance agents, stock brokers and mortgage lenders) and non-financial companies (such as stores, airlines, porn vendors, malware producers and software companies).
- Peasepud works with vendors, partners, advertisers, and other service providers in different industries and categories of business to obtain as much as we can from your bank accounts and credit cards.
Cookies
- Peasepud may set and access Peasepud cookies on your computer.
- Peasepud lets other companies that show advertisements on some of our pages set and access their cookies on your computer. Other companies' use of their cookies is subject to their own privacy policies, not this one. Advertisers or other companies do not have access to Peasepud's cookies.
- Peasepud uses web beacons to access Peasepud cookies inside and outside our network of web sites and in connection with Peasepud products and services to switch your machine on when you're in bed and mine every last drop of info from your PC.
Your Ability to Edit and Delete Your Account Information and Preferences
You can edit your Peasepud Account Information, including your marketing preferences, at any time as long as its at 3.47am on Friday 14th July.
- We reserve the right to send you certain communications relating to the Peasepud service, such as service announcements, administrative messages, trojans, worms and those irritating pop ups of santa with snow falling oh and the Peasepud Newsletter, that are considered part of your Peasepud account, without offering you the opportunity to opt-out of receiving them.
- You can delete your Peasepud account by sending a note (at least a ten pound one) to the address below. Once we receive this we will enter into a protracted exchange of emails and calls at 3am while we attempt to get you to change your mind. If you still wish to be removed then we will carry out this request after setting fire to your garden shed.
Children
- We've told you already, they can fuck off til they have access to credit.
Confidentiality and Security
- We limit access to personal information about you to employees who we believe reasonably need to come into contact with that information to provide products or services to you or in order to do their jobs in internal fraud and mass account clearance.
- We have physical, electronic, and procedural safeguards that comply with no federal regulations to protect personal information about you.
Changes to this Privacy Policy
- Peasepud may update this policy. We will notify you about significant changes in the way we treat personal information by sending a notice to the primary email address specified in your Peasepud account or by placing a prominent notice on our site.
Questions and Suggestions
- Peasepud is TRUSTe-certified (whatever the hell that is). This certification applies to all English-language sites under the Peasepud.com domain. If you feel that your inquiry has not been satisfactorily addressed, you should contact your mama and cry .
- If you have questions or suggestions, please contact us at:
Peasepud Inc.
Customer Care - Privacy Policy Issues
Chairmans Office
St.James's Park
Newcastle upon Tyne
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